talking to myself

hi there. how's life? have you been taking your vitamins? hrm, but by the looks of your skin i think not. and your eye bags god what is that. 10 kilos of sacks??

shhesh.

what have you been up to lately? u hooked up with anyone? good. men are evil. take my word for it. they suck you in and spit you out. who the fuck are they? just some pseudo-mascular erotic piece of shitty nature. if not for their sperm, god would have wiped 'em off this earth. *ugh*

how's work? what? "buwisit?!" gee, easy gurl. men are dumb sensitive creatures too. they need us to survive. it's not bad to show a li'l mercy sometimes. sheesh, those low lives.

anyway. tell me another story.